Quotable Roman

Toot toot...hear that mom? It's the train in my stomach and it didn't turn into poop.

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Roman was pretending his hand was a gun...

Me - Roman I really don't like it when you pretend to shoot people.
Roman - It's not a gun...it's a seam ripper.

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Spencer and Roman were playing on the couch before bed.

Dad, get your tickles ready!

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Roman - I need to take this pillow to your bed.
Spencer - Roman I don't think that pillow goes on my bed.
Roman - Pillows go on beds dad.

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Roman was playing in the tub

Roman - mom I want to build my summer machine.
Me - what's a summer machine?
Roman - a summer machine... it goes in the water.
Me - oh, you mean a submarine.
Roman - yeah! Let's build it!